President Donald Trump held a successful political rally in Minnesota on Friday. He jokingly said that it was not really a political rally. “I said, you know, we cannot have a rally. The most we can have is ten people,” the President said, referring to the restrictions which limit the size of crowds. “But why don’t we just call it a protest, because this is a protest. It’s a protest against stupidity.”

The rally was held at an airport in Bemidji, Minnesota, where he was met by a crowd of enthusiastic supporters. “Please remember. This is not a rally. You’re not allowed to have political rallies of any kind; you’re not allowed to go to church, you’re not allowed to anything. The only thing you’re allowed to do is run wild through the streets, burn down storefronts, blow up stores, and kill people because that’s considered a protest.” The President told the crowd, referring to the way how Democrat leaders all over the country are placing their jurisdictions under severe lockdowns while allowing violent riots to go unchecked in the streets.

The President also said that he couldn’t believe the recent polls which showed that he was down by 9 points in Minnesota.“I’m down nine? I don’t think so,” the President said. “It’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.” President Trump then went after Joe Biden, who does not hold rallies but small meetings with people spaced around with little circles. Trump said that Biden is using the excuse of social distancing to cover up for the fact that he cannot draw crowds. “You know why he does the circles? Because he cannot draw crowds. He is trying to be legitimate, but he is going to go by science. He always says science. He doesn’t know what the word science is.”

Biden has never been able to draw a large crowd, and with the pandemic, he now has the perfect excuse. Still, the events he speaks directly to a handful of people look pathetic for a presidential campaign.