In 2019, the biggest and best show on earth is a Donald Trump Rally. On Thursday, the President took his reelection campaign on the road once again and spoke to 20,000+ raucous supporters at the American Airlines Arena in Dallas, TX. The crowd lustily chanted “Four More Years!” while holding up signs including, “Women for Trump”, “Latinos for Trump”, and “Cops for Trump”.

The crowd was so dedicated and excited, the first person, who flew all the way from Las Vegas, got in line for the event at 2:25pm… TUESDAY. President Trump did not disappoint the huge crowd as he took on his rivals and had special messages for his most vocal critics.

He called Democrats “crazy”, “hateful and enraged” and said they are “killing our country.” Of Nancy Pelosi, the President said that “’Crazy Nancy’ Pelosi was handing subpoenas out “like cookies” to people he has “never heard of”.

He also had strong words for former Vice President Joe Biden and his son, Hunter. When talking about the younger Biden selling foreign countries access to his father and making billions of dollars in the process he said the way Hunter Biden made his money is through, “the ‘R’ word. ‘You-know-what’ and pillage. You know what word I’m talking about, right?”

The President also doled out punches for “Shifty” Adam Schiff for his handling of the impeachment hearings and making up a false transcript which he read in the House. Also, “Very Dumb” Beto O’Rourke, the Texan who wants to take away everyone’s guns and take away tax exempt status from churches and religious charities, got the President Trump treatment as well.

The crowd got into the act too, taking shots at the liberal Fake News station CNN chanting “CNN Sucks!” throughout the evening.